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Writer's Block: Pickup Artist

What's the worst pickup line you've ever heard?


"Hey, my friend here thought your goat was a cow."

Long story. I was showing market sheep at the state fair and some morons kept hitting on me and my far-too-attractive-for-her-own-good friend, Shey. (Really, she's probably the only reason we were being hit on, I am not typically hit on by anyone.) Finally one spouted off that line. -points above- So I then had to inform him that it was, in fact, a lamb and not a goat or a cow.

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